I don’t know why I got this box. I really don’t. I’m writing this review after eating the entire thing, and I really don’t know why I got this.

I saw it in the now bankrupt Woolworth’s, and picked it up along with a few other things that I’ve already reviewed, such as the Bailey’s Truffle bar from a few days ago. I’m not the biggest Flake fan, it’s an ok bar, kinda boring, nothing special. I don’t see why Cadbury have focussed an entire selection box around it, with six seperate ‘flavours’, or ‘moments’ as they call them. Whatever.

So in this admittedly quite pretty box, we have flavours such as milk chocolate Flake with a bit of white chocolate, milk chocolate Flake with a bit of dark chocolate, milk chocolate Flake on its own, and so forth. It’s boring, it’s really boring. Even the ones that have nut are tasteless, where’s the nutty taste? It’s just the same crumbly, annoying milk chocolate that’s really not that great.

This box sucks, Flake sucks, stay away from it. Do something interesting for once Cadbury, goddamn.