I can’t get enough of Australian chocolate or something, so here’s some more. Pascall must have seen how much money Mars are making from Revels here and so made their own version of them, and here we have mini Clinkers. Now let’s find our favourite centre!

So I wiki’d Pascall and it reverted to a grape. Oh well, that’s all the research I’m doing. There are three colours on the front - green, pink and yellow, and there’s nowhere saying which colour is which flavour, or if there are any others or anything. Ya know I like mystery and all but come on, couldn’t you give us a hint Pascall?

Supposedly Pascall turns moments into memories. What does that even mean? Why are they telling us this? Who cares? Like, they go to the effort of putting this on every pack of these mini Clinkers and there must be a reason for this. Are they trying to make it seem like they have some sort of amazing reputation? Are they trying to make all the old grannies go “awww” and buy them? Can I rant anymore?

So I poured them all out without eating any of them and there we go. I then bit into one and what the hell? It’s crunchy, brittle, I can’t bite through it! All the chocolate breaks off and I’m left with some hard green stuff which is kinda minty. Eww, it doesn’t taste great and it hurts my teeth like a teeth hurting machine. I bite through another, goddamnit mint again. I bite another, whoa that was soft, and it’s pink! Tastes…kinda like strawberry, only artificial and crap. I bite another and it’s yellow! And it tastes like…eww, pineapple. Gross!

Oh man, these suck. These suck hardcore. The stuff in the middle is bloody awful, it reminds me of honeycomb only much harder, and the taste is just not good for any of them. The chocolate is cheap and tasteless too. Well Pascall gave me memories alright. Freaking crappy memories, and I’m passing them onto all of you. Pascall is a subsidiary of Cadbury too, now are you disappointed?