Another South African bar! I’ve only ever reviewed one before and I’m kinda excited to review another. Kinda…actually ya know what, I’m not, this bar is a disgrace, read on.

So it’s billed as “creamy marshmallow on crisp wafer covered in milk chocolate”. Marshmallow on wafer? Marshmallow on bloody wafer? Could there be a more tasteless combo? How about cracker on ricecake, I think that would be a challenger.

Well at least there’s one good thing about this, the chocolate is rippled! Right? Right? Wrong, the chocolate is cracked, cheap and cracked. See that white stuff at the end of the bar? That’s where the marshmallow leaked out, got stuck to the inside of the wrapper and then stuck back to the chocolate, making it a mess to pull out, plus the bar was already broken like that when I got it. Ugh…

As for the taste, it’s so average. Pitifully average, despairingly average. It’s marshmallow on wafer with Nestlé’s world renowned (lol) chocolate covering it, that says it all. As for that sticky bit at the end, it made me wretch, I don’t know why I ate it, the marshmallow had gone bad or something, just abysmal.

What more do I need to say? If you still want to eat this for enjoyment’s sake and not for review purposes or for some other funny reason, then I hope this bar gives you some sort of illness, you’d deserve it for not listening to me.