Not many Canadian bars are bigged up quite as much as this one. This is a huge, yet light, chocolate, wafer and coffee flavoured bar.

Or at least that’s the idea anyway. The wrapper looks like it’s about 50 years old, with a plain yellow theme and lack of any sort of graphic. There’s very little blurb either, just the words “makes a nice light snack”. I’ll admit it’s light, but as for nice, well…

They call it a Coffee Crisp, but…where’s the coffee? In fact…where’s the chocolate!? All I can taste is wafer, there’s way too much of it! The wafer is far too thick, the chocolate coating is far too thin, and there’s no coffee there at all! It’s literally just the taste of wafer, ugh…

The ingredients make for unpleasant reading - Sugar, Wheat Flour, Modified Palm and Vegetable Oils, and the list goes on, with chocolate being halfway down the list, and coffee just slightly off the bottom.

Quite pathetic really, an extremely poor bar in every way possible. Canada can keep it, I’d rather take good quality coffee bars with dark chocolate anyday.