Supposedly these come in roll packs, though I don’t think I’ve ever seen them, or at least not in many years, so I had to go with the large bag which contains over 900 calories…ouch.

But what are the chocolate eclairs? Well basically they’re these globs of hardened caramel that are filled with a small bit of chocolate. When I say hardened caramel, I mean HARDENED. These things are like rocks, despite them being at room temperature for the few months I’ve had this pack for. And when I say a little bit of chocolate, I mean a little bit, and the quality of it is pretty poor too.

Each eclair comes individually wrapped which can only be a good thing, I can only imagine the absolute mess these could potentially be if they came in just the packet, no doubt they’d be stuck together as one huge chunk of hardened caramel, almost like a giant chocolate eclair similar to stuff done on Pimp That Snack.

So even despite the fact that they are individually wrapped, when unwrapped they still become extremely sticky, when it comes to putting them in your mouth and chewing, what I found was that they seemed to love clinging to my teeth and considering mine are quite sensitive, this started to hurt them considerably. It’s not really worth going through the pain either, as these are incredibly plain tasting.

The caramel is pretty sub-standard, especially when compared with the relatively recent salted caramels I had. The chocolate is also pretty poor as I mentioned earlier, it’s not up to the usual Cadbury standard (which isn’t that great in its own right) and overall these make for a bad product.

All these bad things aside, I couldn’t stop eating the damn things. I found myself sub-consciously munching about half the pack whilst writing this, so they’re obviously very moreish despite their poor taste. And in all honesty, that’s just another reason for me not to recommend them.